- Do you see me as a father figure, Peralta?
- No. If anything, I see you as a “bother” figure, because you’re always bothering me.

dashingrapskillian:

"All the more reason to enjoy the quiet moments."

colinodonorgasm:

PRETTY OUTFITS » 72/?, anna, once upon a time, 401

The thing I said to you before I went undercover, about how I wished something had happened between us romantically, that wasn’t nothing. That was real. I know that you’re with Teddy. I’m not trying to change that. And I get there’s stuff I can’t control. But this morning I told you that I didn’t mean any of it, and that was a lie. I just don’t want to hold anything back.
Variations on Ophelia

shakespeareismyjam:

socialshakespeare:

poppydichotomy submitted a very interesting collage essay called "Variations on Ophelia"  that just got listed as Notable for Best American Non-required Reading 2014. If anyone’s interested in Ophelia generally, Poppy’s one-woman play about Ophelia & Hamlet is Opening in NYC in May of 2015 as well.

Needless to say, congrats, PoppyDichotomy! Check it out, fellow Ophelia-enthusiasts (that means you, Ophelia Defense League).

it’s absolutely fucking spectacular.
It’s Not Sexual Harassment If She Was Basically Your Girlfriend Thirty Minutes Ago
or
“The Play Scene”
made me want to cry it was so on point

fangirl challenge: 1/10 romantic pairings
You sat in a room for 26 straight hours. Didn’t that bother you? Yeah, I was livid. Then why didn’t you leave? Because you asked me to stay and you said we were friends.

And Captain banned headphones from the office, due to the Gina incident.

Why is everyone suddenly sad about Whouffle?
Anonymous

the real question here my friend is why are people ever not sad about whouffle